just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse
I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind.
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
This may just be the best thing since cats learned to play piano.
The Supreme Court doesn’t allow cameras during oral arguments, and Justice Antonin Scalia says that’s because short segments that don’t properly portray the arguments would be presented to the public.
Well, John Oliver finally has a solution.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
The point John made was that no one gives a shit about what is going on in the Supreme Court, even though some of the most important decisions that effect our lives are handed down there. So this was his solution.
At the end of the bit, he said “And if you tell me don’t want to hear the rest of that argument, you’re lying.”
And he was right. I WANTED TO HEAR EVERY OTHER POINT THEY MADE.
June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.
how does this only have 150 notes
I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious
This is the best.
Sorry, I didn’t take “Exotic weapon proficiency Shark”!
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked